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[00:04.52]THQ
[00:08.68]And there was a war in heaven
[00:12.20]Where demon fought against angel
[00:15.15]And angel fought against demon
[00:17.65]In an epic pillow fight
[00:19.25]That lasted all night
[00:21.05]Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
[00:23.28]And they need it more than most
[00:25.62]Honestly probably wouldn't help
[00:27.52]Block a demon axe
[00:28.33]Angel bumble bee stressed out
[00:30.38]Axe gets pressed out
[00:31.83]Angel takes the rest out
[00:33.40]Golden armour sucks
[00:35.52]The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring
[00:39.93]But its not high enough
[00:44.38]Death's lack of a mouth
[00:45.77]Led to depression
[00:47.95]And he has a lot of pent up aggression
[00:50.39]Demon take their mouths for granted
[00:53.03]Stab them in the chest switch to two handed
[00:56.37]Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!
[00:59.46]Giant robot demon smack
[01:01.15]Cut the robot blood is black
[01:02.73]Robot pushed the hero back
[01:04.35]Ready for the big attack
[01:05.94]Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
[01:09.00]But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it
[01:12.27]At least it gets shaded
[01:13.97]Is that a cloud? No
[01:16.81]Launch in slow-mo
[01:19.88]Main guy and some tree trunks
[01:21.25]Travel from left to right
[01:23.31]Hit a wall! Stop!
[01:24.43]You got a boss to fight
[01:26.51]Never mind, holy s*** what the f***
[01:28.97]You're screwed
[01:29.69]Just by stepping on the ground he launched you
[01:32.59]And if he had a mouth
[01:34.79]He'd be screaming
[01:36.02]But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the
[01:38.13]Pent up aggression out on.
[01:40.88]He starts to now run
[01:42.25]With his underground undead horsey
[01:45.44]Who glows green with love
[01:47.40]Dive onto saddle.
[01:49.29]Ride into battle.
[01:51.02]Horsey looks mad-dle
[01:52.98]He has horns that'll
[01:54.55]Impale all the demons
[01:56.52]Kill them while he runs
[01:58.51]They'll kill everyone
[02:00.32]Even the trees aren't safe
[02:02.29]The killing has begun
[02:04.07]1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead.
[02:08.55]Make it rain bones
[02:09.84]Fall like the DOW Jones
[02:11.41]That joke took me hours to write
[02:13.96]Try to hide the green light below,
[02:16.30]Or the giant demon will notice you are following.
[02:20.28]And jump
[02:21.06]Use your throw hand
[02:22.39]Which also glows he must have suspicion
[02:26.54]You'll probably fail this stealth mission
[02:29.58]Who cares your freakin' Death
[02:32.22]Kill everyone
[02:34.35]If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you
[02:38.16]Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you
[02:41.61]Your wings are pointless
[02:44.45]But that scythe is overpowered
[02:46.05]Death should be nerf'd
[02:47.73]Boss shakes the Earth
[02:49.98]Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?
[02:54.34]Now they're even
[02:56.29]Except one has a mouth
[03:00.32]Show off.
[03:02.54]Someone's gonna get a double dose of death.
[03:07.48]Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
[03:15.95]Death lives
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