Living In America - 2 Live Crew

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice 

There's 8 million stories in every city 
And Americans love to watch it on TV 
There's gays, lesbians, stripper nymphos 
Teenage prostitutes, husbands gone psycho 
The haters hate it 'cause it's too hot for TV 
But America rules, nasty as we wanna be 
Always #1 across the land 
So don't hate Jerry 'cause he's the man! 
With more fight time than HBO 
And even Don King should promote talk shows 
It't the best thing in years to hit the TV 
'Cause America's rowdy-rowdy like Master P 
Players everywhere love a good talk show 
'Cause the hoochies get naked like a 2 Live show 
So always represent the American way: 
Freedom of speech and always gettin' paid! 

Chorus: 
[Living in America!] 
[Living in America!] (All the time, station to station) 
[Living in America!] (Here to here, across the nation) 
[Living in America!] (Got to have a celebration) 

Verse 2: Brother Marquis 

The ghetto got me caught up in some talk show shhhhh 
Now I'm on TV to find that my girl was a trick 
She did my main man, plus my own band 
I had to take a stand and beat the trick bad 
Two sisters, that were doin' the two brothers 
Now they fight 'cause they was doin' each other 
The girl posin' nude used to be a dude 
Outcasted from the family, now they startin' a feud 
The man cheatin' on his wife got caught last night 
'Cause the girl he was kissin' was a transvestite 
Got caught on TV where it's too late to fight 
Now the whole world knows about his secret life 
50-year-old mom, dressed him like a hoochie 
The hoodrat pulls a gat on the groupie 
Too hot for TV, too much for the mov