Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee (from "Grease")

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy Miss Virginity

Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed

I can't, I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it! Hey, I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink or swear, I don't rat my hair

I get ill from one cigarette

Now take your filthy paws off my silky drawers

Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you, Troy Donahue

I know what you want to do

You've got your crust, I know I'll take a bust

I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be

Keep that pelvis far from me

Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool

Hey, Van Gogh, I'm Sandra Dee