Main Theme - South Park

I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time.

Stan & Kyle:
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation.

Les:
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.

Cartman:
Ample parking day or night people spouting
"Howdy neighbor!"

LES:
Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.

KENNY:
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis like it.

LES:
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.