Dear Make A Wish Foundation of New Jersey
Hello and how are you?
My name is Kimberly Levaco
Please see the attached documentation
Informing you of my condition
And life expectancy
Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Anyway
It seems like I meet all your qualifications, so
Lucky me!
I see on the form that you ask for
Three wishes!
You're like a genie
Three wishes!
Except you're only going to grant one of them
Frowny face
I bet you pick whatever's cheapest
Ha-ha
Smiley face
What are you doing?
Alright
First wish
I wanna be a model for a day
A famous fashion muse
In a black Dior cocktail dress
And a pair of Jimmy Choos
I'll run from paparazzi
And throw some diva fits
Then hurry to a photoshoot
With Annie Leibovitz
Everyone will stare at me
But not in the usual way
They'll say that I am beautiful
They'll say that I am beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
For a day
For a day
Wish number two
Oh! I wanna take a fancy cruise
On a swanky charter yacht
With 50 of my closest friends
A jaunt to Montserrat
Far from Jersey power lines
Far from Newark Bay
We'll go somewhere that's beautiful
We'll go somewhere that's beautiful
For a day
Third wish
Don't wanna waste it
I could wish for anything
What about a tree house?
I always wanted a tree house
No, think big!
They'll get me anything
Think big, Kimmy!
I'd like a pet of some kind
Maybe a monkey
Who wouldn't want a monkey?
I want a hang light
I wanna clog dance
I wanna swim at the bottom of a waterfall
I want a butler who's a robot
How about a hyperbaric chamber?
Or a bodyguard?
Or stilts?
I wanna walk on stilts
I wanna bungee jump in Sweden
I wanna go to China
And New Zealand
And Saint Louis!
I wanna jet ski
I want piranha
In a fish tank
Piranha in a really big fish tank!
I want a simple home-cooked meal
A table set for three
A wispy paper napkin
Resting on my knee
He'll chuckle at her jokes
She'll fill his water glass
They'll ask me how my day was
I'll mention science class
We'll end with cherry cheesecake
And a little Mel Tormé
We'll live like normal people live
However normal people live
For a day
For a day
For a day!
Wish number three
A tree house
Thank you for your consideration
Kimberly Levaco
Smiley face!