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[00:04.65]Every time I hear that march from low and grin
[00:11.59]I am always on the outside looking in
[00:17.53]Maybe that is why I see the funny side
[00:22.52]When I see somebody's brother take a bride
[00:29.25]Weddings make a lot of people say
[00:34.11]But if it isn't you, they're not so bad
[00:41.48]Another bride, another june
[00:48.98]Another sunny honeymoon
[00:54.53]Another season, another reason
[01:00.54]For makin' whoopee
[01:06.93]A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
[01:12.91]The groom is nervous, he answers twice
[01:18.10]It's really killin' that he's so willin' to make whoopee
[01:32.72]Picture a little love nest
[01:38.33]Down where the roses cling
[01:44.67]Picture the same, sweet love nest
[01:49.56]Think what a year can bring
[01:55.63]He's washin dishes and baby clothes
[02:02.02]He's so ambitious he even sews
[02:07.68]But don't forget folks
[02:10.90]That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
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[02:45.60]Down through the countless ages
[02:50.74]You'll find it everywhere
[02:57.07]Somebody makes good wages
[03:03.06]Somebody wants her share
[03:08.49]She calls him "tootles"
[03:11.53]And rolls her eyes
[03:14.48]She makes him strudels
[03:17.18]And bakes him pies
[03:20.46]What is it all for, just so he'll fall for
[03:26.54]Makin' whoopee
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