Marriage Bureau Rendezvous - 10cc

Well I've been lookin' after number one for too long 
And it seemed the love was passing me by 
So I thought I better do something about it 
And that's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you 
That's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you 
Well a lonely man needs a Marriage Bureau 
Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form 
Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse 
Do you like `em small, love `em slim long and tall 
Do you like `em small, love `em slim long and tall 
Oh no, too many questions 
I'm looking for a girl like Momma used to be 
She's cooking up a dream, she's baking ecstasy 
Won't it be fine when 
I find her 
Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre 
Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her 
Somewhere we could take a good look at each other 
Smile and say hello or walk away 
Smile and say hello or walk away 
So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bath 
I never shaved so close before 
I'm gonna put on a tie, I'm gonna shine up my shoes 
I'm gonna slick back my hair, I've got nothin' to lose 
Oh, oh, I'll be stinkin' so good 
like I'm drowning in a sea of cologne 
Hey... do you know you remind me of someone 
But I'm here making eyes at you 
And I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureau 
Close the files, turn the page, start anew 
Close the files, turn the page, start anew