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[00:28.47]My wife has a charge card
[00:30.93]That I got her the other day
[00:33.48]I owe five hundred dollars
[00:36.09]Just, just for yesterday
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[00:38.45]I said, "Honey, here's a present
[00:40.94]Go out and shop around
[00:43.60]Get a couple o' dresses
[00:46.10]And browse around downtown"
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[00:48.60]She did just what I told her
[00:51.08]Bought one, two or three
[00:53.64]Then came home lookin' silly
[00:55.90]Makin' goo-goo eyes at me
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[00:58.21]Master charge, master charge
[01:02.80]I'll break an' bury her card
[01:08.37]Master charge, master charge
[01:12.96]I'll break an' bury her card
[01:18.46]Master charge, master charge
[01:22.86]I'll break an' bury her card
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[01:28.83]I said, "Did you get your dresses?"
[01:31.14]She said, "Yes, one or two
[01:33.80]But I had to get me some shoes
[01:36.08]And I needed some jewelry, too"
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[01:38.79]She had two hundred dollar dresses
[01:41.20]That I coulda made and I can't sew
[01:44.18]Fifty dollar pair o' shoes
[01:46.11]And I thought you were so and so
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[01:49.09]Said, "What about the children?"
[01:51.33]As calmly as I could
[01:53.76]She said, "Honey, you're 'onna love them
[01:56.35]They are pure African wood"
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[01:59.17]Master charge, master charge
[02:03.12]I'll break an' bury her card
[02:08.49]Master charge, master charge
[02:13.06]I'll break an' bury her card
[02:18.46]Master charge, no, master charge, know what I'm sayin'
[02:23.12]I'll break an' bury her card
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[02:26.90]Let's charge it, let's charge it
[02:29.09]🎵
[03:28.83]"They were two hundred dollars
[03:30.96]And I paid one and a half"
[03:33.44]I just didn't believe it
[03:35.93]So mad I just had to laugh
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[03:38.48]I could see in my mind
[03:41.08]On a horse like Paul Revere
[03:43.50]I had to check my mailboxes
[03:45.72]'Cause these bills keep comin' here
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[03:48.86]Master charge, master charge
[03:52.75]I'll break an' bury her card
[03:58.22]Master charge, master charge
[04:02.75]I'll break an' bury her card
[04:08.22]Master charge, master charge
[04:12.67]I'll break an' bury her card
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[04:17.63]Here, run up all my bills
[04:21.35]Charge it
[04:23.33]Every time I look around it's, "Charge, charge"
[04:28.81]Let's charge it
[04:31.94]All she can say, "Let's charge it"
[04:36.32]Master charge
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[04:38.39]Oh, I have a master charge
[04:41.70]Oh, I have a Bank of America card too
[04:47.41]Master charge
[04:50.99]Oh, would you mind chargin' it, please?
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[04:54.63]Now look, you're gettin' too much on it now
[04:57.15]You put my charge in that
[04:59.66]Let's charge it
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