Masterman & Baby J - Randy Newman

People tell me that I brag a lot cause I call myself the masterman
Always talkin bout how I got dynamite in every hand
Hit it
Me and my brother we live alone, got no television, got no
Telephone
But when we walk down the street people get out of the way
They say here come the masterman and baby j
Here come the masterman and baby j
Hit it--hit it

When we get on the mike well be number one
Even top D. M. C. And run
Everybodys really gonna have some fun
Cause were takin em all the way down
Were takin em all the way down
Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about that
Gonna tell everybody where it's at
All over the world people gonna say
You got to dig the masterman and baby j
You got to dig the masterman and baby j
Hit it

People tell me man you live in a dump
You wont never be nothin but a pumped-up chump
You got no money--you got no sense
You wont never be nothing, you wont ever be nothing
I say well-well-well-well
When I look out my window, you know what I see
I don't see no whores in the stinkin street
I don't see no drunks and junkies dying
I don't see no bums or garbage flyin
I see me and j in the L. A. Coliseum
100, 000 people on their feet
And they're laughin and bumpin and screamin and cryin
And jumpin up on their seat

And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
And it gets real quiet in the coliseum with the stage all
Dark and bare
Maybe a little rain begins to fall--yeah
But the people stayin right there
Then you can hear that announcer say
Please welcome! (the crowd roars)
Please welcome! (the crowd roars)
L. A. S own, the number one
The biggest, the best, the number one bad in the usa
The masterman and baby j!
The masterman and baby j!