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[00:00.90]Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
[00:04.29]You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
[00:07.55]But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
[00:10.88]Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
[00:14.29]I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
[00:17.65]Then I could see the places I've been
[00:20.84]But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
[00:24.14]I don't wanna know what my friends think
[00:27.34]Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
[00:30.84]I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
[00:33.88]But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
[00:37.35]I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[00:40.61]I wish I could act in a show on TV
[00:43.97]Cause then I could practice not being me
[00:47.22]I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
[00:50.62]But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[00:53.84]I wish that my brain would triple in size
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[00:57.16]I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
[01:00.47]But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
[01:03.79]I don't wanna know the point of life
[01:06.98]In some other life, I would be rich
[01:10.43]I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
[01:13.62]But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
[01:17.08]Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[01:20.28]If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
[01:23.70]I'd get invited to every frat
[01:26.90]But when you get old and your good days are passed
[01:30.46]You'll only want me when you're sad
[01:33.33]Wish I was a song, your favorite one
[01:36.86]You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
[01:40.32]I would be there when your baby is born
[01:43.45]For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
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[01:46.75]I wish I was big, as big as my house
[01:50.18]I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
[01:53.47]But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
[01:57.06]God, I could really use him now
[02:00.07]I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
[02:03.56]And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
[02:06.82]I could be cruel and break all your stuff
[02:10.11]Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[02:13.35]But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
[02:16.64]'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
[02:19.98]And then you would die, you'd love me to death
[02:23.16]I never know who the hell I am
[02:29.59]I wish I was me, whoever that is
[02:33.22]I could just be and not give a shit
[02:36.58]Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
[02:39.84]'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
[02:44.08]Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:47.35]Am-am-am-am-am-am
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[02:57.73]One, two, pandemonium
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[03:06.37]One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:14.97]One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:23.45]One, two, pandemonium
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[03:32.06]One, two- (here I go again)
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