Mcdonalds Girl - Barenaked Ladies

I meet someone for practice every night, it's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way, I turn the corner at the traffic light, I count my money and  then I rehearse what I'm gonna say, I'd like an order of fries a quarter pounder with cheese, I love the light in your eyes, Will you go out with me please, I am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she has a smile of innocence so tender and warm, I am in love with a mcdonalds girl, She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She doesn't try to impress anyone, She doesn't act so tough like all the other girls that I know, she don't treat me like a simpleton, She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know, And when  my hamburgers cold I get all ready to go, she's only 15 years old, and I'm in love with her so,
(Rap) Ain't it funny how she's got a buck tooth, and  though she's hardcore  she'll show you good time and then she'll show you the door BOY
I am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she has a smile that (ahh go on),
Paper, not Styrofoam, with a little cardboard ring mind you, But the thing is that then they came out with all that Cellophane, paper shrink-wrapped, 
Well there she  stands behind the register, She's taking orders form the salowipple      little league if they knew how much I wanted her, their homeroom teachers would have to sent them home for a week, and as I head through the door the movement catches her eye, my heart begins to soar,  she smiles then waves goodbye, goodbye goodbye good bye,   yeah yeeeahhh

I am in love with a McDonald’s girl, she has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald’s girl she is an angel in a polyester uniform
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
uno dos tress quatros, big Mac filet o fish, quarter pounder French fries icy coke thick shakes Sundays and apple pies
I am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she has a smile of innocence so tender and warm, I am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she is an angel in a polyester uniform