Merry Christmas - Jimmie G.

Merry Christmas 
by Jimmie G

What should I give you for Christmas this year?
A sweater or some gloves or a bottle of beer
A cd, a silverspoon, or a tube with nair
Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year
Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

A car or a jar or a pair of white socks
A bar, a guitar or 5000 bucks
An apple, a pear or a bear with a snare
Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year
Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

How 'bout a pair of new jeans
Or a trip to New Orleans

A can full of candy, a table or a chair
A bottle of brandy or Tony Blair
Condoms or tie or a lock of my hair
Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year
Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

Well what did you open, and what was it's size?
It was a song, cause this year you've been nice
Not a cute puppy, and not a teddy bear
Buta merry Christmas and a happy new year
Yes a merry Christmas and a happy new year

From all of us to all of you... a very, merry Christmas