Mexican Thong Song - Parody

Ohhhh my goodness I cannot beleive this!
Did you see that man?
Oh my god, she got a thong on to the beach?
Baby with all that cell-u-lii-te you got going on down there you got to wear a beach blanket..not a beach towel ok?
OO that gut's so sandalous,
and you know that girl can't handle it, 
eating that twinkie like a big old witch,
and a look in her eyes like she want some fried fish. 
She like to eat at the buffet spot, 
she will eat everything even crumbs and drops, macaroni and cheese, 
she hit the whole pot.
She is eating chalupalopa!
She eats chicken by the truck, truck, truck. hams like what? what? what? 
baby tuck your gut, gut, gut. 
I think I'll sing it again!
she eats  chicken by the truck, truck, truck. hams like what? what? what?
all night long... 
you'll never feel that thonggg!!!  
Oh baby! look at that fatass go flap, flap, flap, flap,flap!
I hate when that but goes fladap fladap. 
I hate it when your flap goes fladap! fladap!
I think you need to do some situps. 
Cause that thong sure dont fit you mommy. 
OHHH my goodness uncle! 
It's to big! 
Baby..crack kills ok? 
I see you later mommy...Eiyo mia baby take that off ok? Noplaydo...