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[00:00.09]Testing, one-two, one-two, testing (okay, it's working now)
[00:03.03]You've come to, um, to gastronomic, um, capital of the world and, um
[00:08.90]A country known for its fashion and its, um, style and "joie de vivre"
[00:14.36]So, um, how you, how you (tell 'em how I'm dressed, tell 'em how I'm dressed)
[00:16.60]I see you're wearing a very, very fetching, almost period costume, um (yeah)
[00:21.67]Very expensive (yeah) and very tailored, very stylish, um (ensemble)
[00:27.59]Ensemble, yeah, and, um, I'd just like to hear your first impressions, really
[00:32.84]Of, um, how's it going (bloody nightmare, right, okay, um)
[00:39.70]Right, we've got a first course and a second course
[00:47.01]First course is rice and veg, or spaghetti (where are we actually eating, here?)
[00:51.99]Here (right) yeah (okay) okay, alright, alright
[00:55.31](On the spot reaction) on the spot reaction there
[00:58.02]You wanna get in a taxi and get the hell out of here (I certainly do, with this coat on)
[01:02.60]Um, second (I haven't said a thing) second course, and that's what worries me
[01:08.73]Second course (it's the, the silence is unnerving) it's, yeah
[01:13.35]It's like, it's a white meat fried with eggs and breadcrumbs (what's white meat?)
[01:18.40](Like chicken? Or) yeah, it's like a Milanese style (yeah, yeah)
[01:21.92]And you can have, um, one of these, carrots, potatoes, beans, salad, or some cheese with it
[01:29.12](But what happens if I don't like white meat?) You're fucked
[01:33.15](And what about wine? Is there any wine? I noticed some bo-) there's loads
[01:35.62]There's all drinks up there that you can, you can sort yourself out with
[01:40.66](Don't think I'm gonna go up there, I'll tell you) I'll have the spaghetti (not just like this)
[01:44.40](I'll have spaghetti too) same here
[01:45.89]And I'll have the white meat with the breadcrumbs (yeah)
[01:49.15]And I'll have some potatoes with that (yeah)
[01:54.88](Hang on a minute, I'll tell you what, this is gonna be yours, isn't it?) But I'd like some wine (yeah)
[02:01.19]Copious (I mean, at the moment, just 'cause I feel so stupid, I don't even)
[02:07.25](My immediate feeling is that I just wanna change and come with some regular old clothes and not care, than just)
[02:12.24](Get on with it, because that's why we're here and make the best of the situation anyway, do you know what I mean?)
[02:16.84](But I feel as if I've just up like I'm going out to a fucking dinner party or theater or something)
[02:21.04]Well, it's understandable, we thought we were
[02:25.84](Well, I just feel stupid)
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