Minimum Wage - Fenix Tx

Politically correct and mentally erect 
I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best 
But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits 
And this United States proud crap makes me sick 
People tell me go make a name for yourself 
Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell 
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can 
But I'll never understand 

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage 
I can't survive this day and age 
Home of the free 
Land of the brave 
I can't survive this day and age 
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage 

I'll take a work strike 
Over a tax hike 
Any day of the year 
And I don't care about anything 
As long as those striking ain't bottling beer 
Give me a gun let's go get the XXX 
He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens 
I've got a green man in my backyard 
This time the goverment has gone too far 

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage 
I can't survive this day and age 
Home of the free 
Land of the brave 
I can't survive this day and age 
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage 

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage 
I can't survive this day and age 
Home of the free 
Land of the brave 
I can't survive this day and age 
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage