Mission Statement - Weird Al Yankovic
We must all efficiently operationalize our strategies, Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate exceptional synergy. We'll set a brand trajectory using management's philosophy Advance our market share vis-à-vis our proven methodology With strong commitment to quality Effectively enhancing corporate synergy Transitioning our company by awareness of functionality Promoting viability providing our supply chain with diversity We will distill our identity through client-centric solutions And synergy At the end of the day We must monetize our assets The fundamentals of change Can you visualize a value-added experience? That will grow the business infrastructure and Monetize our assets Monetize our assets Monetize our assets Bringing to the table our capitalized reputation Proactively overseeing day-to-day operations Services and deliverables with cross-platform innovation Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation Best of breed, we'll succeed, in achieving globalization And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace It's mission-critical to stay incentivized Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base If you can't think outside the box you'll be downsized It's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!) Well, it's a paradigm shift, now! (Here we go! Here we go! Here we come! Here we come! Ha!)
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Title: Mission Statement