A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in this game
For the money and for the fame
A spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn
Steals the credit then he's gone
He's the man with a plan
And first, he'll seem helpful
To make sure that you're on the hook
He's so full of bull and he sure will pull
Some strings to make things go his way
And everything will go his way
(We're in the monkey biz)
The monkey boogie is nothing new
(The monkey biz)
And he'll be doin' the dance with you
(We're in the monkey biz)
Yeah, the monkey boogie is nothing new
(The monkey biz)
And he'll be doin' that dance
Doing that dance with you
Yeh, humble, mumble, stumble don't think so
That is not the way to go
Connect, collect, correct
Now what did you expect?
Did you think that he seriously cares for you?
Do the monkey boogie, orangu-tango, baboon!
(We're in the monkey biz)
The monkey boogie is nothing new
(The monkey biz)
And he'll be doin' the dance with you
(We're in the monkey biz)
Yeah, the monkey boogie is nothing new
(The monkey biz)
And he'll be doin' that dance
Doing that dance with you
Ye-ha!
(We're in the monkey biz)
The monkey boogie is nothing new
(The monkey biz)
And he'll be doin' the dance with you
(We're in the monkey biz)
Yeah, the monkey boogie is nothing new
(The monkey biz)
And he'll be doin' that dance
Doing that dance with
(We're in the monkey biz)
The monkey boogie the monkey junkey man
(The monkey biz)
And he'll be doin' that dance
Doing that dance with you
The monkey boogie