Mr. Grinch - Traditional

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana
with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,Your heart's an empty
hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your
soul, Mr. Grinch,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-
and-a-half foot pole
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,You have termites in your
smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick
crocodile, Mr. Grinch,Given a choice between the two of
you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,You're a nasty wasty
skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is
full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,The three words that best describe
you are as follows, and I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,You're the king of sinful
sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy
purple spots, Mr. Grinch,Your soul is an appalling dump
heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of
rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,With a nauseous super
"naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a
crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,You're a three decker
sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce