Mrs. Catto - Arrogant Worms

Mrs. Catto gets up at eight
When she hears her budgie
She puts her glasses on her face
So she can see her budgie

She reads the horoscopes out loud
She reads them to her budgie
She puts on her favourite blouse
And she shows it to her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Very very very very much

Mrs. Catto calls her mom
She talks about her budgie
She writes a letter to someone
She writes about her budgie

Mrs. Catto takes a nap
She dreams about her budgie
She puts the birdcage on her lap
And she pets her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Very very very very much

Mrs. Catto makes a snack
She feeds it to her budgie
She picks up the neighbour's cat
She feeds it to her budgie

Jehovah's Witnesses drop by
She feeds them to her budgie
Mr. Brown stops by and says hi
And she feeds him to her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
Very very very very much

(*spoken* Thank you for your time.)