My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder - Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more 
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store 
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy 
She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y 
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare 
Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire 

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder 
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her 
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim 
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him 
What a pain in the butt to have so much success 
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press 
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor 
Like he's some bit tortured genius 
and I'm some kinda wiener 

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 
She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder 
Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better? 
Now my baby's in love with-- 
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder 

I knew we were headin' for disaster 
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster 
Now she's got an unrequited adoration 
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated 
spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation 

Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel 
And I don't boycott the music video channel 
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame 
But I know two can paly at this kinda game 
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get 
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette 

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder 
Once she was mine but now I better just forget her 
'Cause my baby's in love with-- 
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 
Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder? 
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her 
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder