I said I'm way too drunk
You sound like my mother
I told you I'm fine, told you it's my life
You said I know you're leaving home soon
You gave me a picture of the day we fell in love
And a kiss goodbye
You called and said I want to hold you
But I'm on my way to L.A
I'm sorry I can't hold you, I can't miss my flight
I thought you needed space
M.I.A for days and days
You're so good at breaking hearts, I don't know why I gave you mine
I've been trying to run from the feeling
I'm numb and I'm dumb because I set myself up
It's distracting the pain of what happened
I wish I could go back, tired of paying for your fuck ups
But now I'm a big time superstar
Fucked your mom in your daddy's car, I'm sorry
But you didn't want me (want me)
DMs from all your friends
Saying that you want me back again, I'm sorry
Yeah it's true
I guess it really sucks to be you
Now I'm trying really hard
To not sound like a dick
But when I look at you I see her in your eyes
But how could we forget
You cheated on my birthday
While I was blowing candles you were blowing guys
That's a true story too (yeah, yeah)
Well karma is a bitch
Your mom saw me at the gym
She couldn't help herself, she had to come say hi
She said she's doing well
Said she started working out
Divorce is always hard
She looked down, so was I
Now I'm walking her straight to her car
She said what's your plans? I don't have any, what's yours?
It was passion, we had a reaction
So I jumped in the back and she locked all of the doors
Cause now I'm a big time superstar
Fucking your mom in your daddy's car, I'm sorry
But you didn't want me
DMs from all your friends
Saying that you want me back again, I'm sorry
Yeah it's true
I guess it really sucks to be you
I guess it really sucks to be you
I guess it really sucks to be you