My Bike - Ghoti Hook

There's just on thing
That I love more than anything
I hold it so dear to heart
It has just one gear
And a pair of blue training wheels
A headlight to see in the dark

I like
My bike
It's not like other bikes
I like
My bike
It's not like other bikes

It has pinwheels
And a purple banana seat
Loud cards in the spokes as they bend That I honk when you're in my way
So I don't run over my friends

I like
My bike
It's not like other bikes
I like
My bike
It's not like other bikes

I ride my bike to the girl that I like
And she looks at me and my bike
A tear fills her eye as she's filled with great pride
When I ask her to take a ride
Me and my girl
We run all over town on it
My guide is the street and the sun
We stop for a shake
I pretend we'll share all of it
When I hit the eject button

I like
My bike
It's not like other bikes
I like
My bike
It's not like other bikes