My Drinking Club - E-40

[Featuring Young Mugzi] 
Step right up! 
From the East to the West  from the North to the South 
Sign up right'ere  your scheduled membership 
to the drinkin club 
Uhh... 
*chorus* 
They got you soaked (that's right) 
I see your cup up (drink it to em) 
Let's get drunk 
and get my fortune out of my drinking club 
[E 40] 
E 40 in the C L I C 
Stuck up in the house  party top celebrity 
Burpin and gurpin  gelchin the bourbon, lurkin around 
I'm seein all kinda broads, from outta town 
Uhh, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses 
Plus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestess 
Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade 
Rovers in lamborghinis swimming pink bikinis, lingerie 
Tryin to knock her big ass by all bus lights on Fridays 
If you're not a member of my drinking club, sideways 
What kind of motherfuckin perculatoins you niggaz got 
up in the refridgerator? 
Who wanna join my drinkin club, sign up the legislature 
Might not know how to read and write but I do know how to count money 
You can call me Lieutenant Fuck a Hoe but all the ruskie runny 
You can dip but don't screw up, speakers on sub 
Beat your ass, my drinking club 
*chorus w/ variations* 2X 
[Young Mugzi] 
I got you perved on some of the righteous, who's the tightest 
I'm down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous 
Oh girl now pass the joint to the nigga big head 
Where I hear about your scheamin but the rotations I don't jinn 
Who dog sin? Big fin is what I'm rollin 
You know how I do, I got bunny boo boo grippin and totin 
Fools be pimpin, we guaranteed to have you spittin 
Bobcat tight, while I'm pullin secure out my linen 
I'm nothin but a baller, alkaholic b