MY UNCLE USED TO LOVE ME BUT SHE DIED - Roger Miller

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My uncle used to love but she died
A chicken ain't chicken 'til he's licking good and fried
Keep on the sunny side
My uncle used to love me but she died

Who'll bid me quarter, thirty cents for a ring of keys
Three sixty-five for a dollar bill of groceries
I'll have me a car of my own someday but 'til then i need a ride (thanks Steve)
My uncle used to love me but she died

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Hamburger cup of coffee lettuce and tomato
Two times a dime to see a man kiss the alligator
One more time around free on the Ferris wheel ride
My uncle used to love me but she died

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Apples are for eating and snakes are for hissing
I've heard about a'hugging and I've heard about kissing
I read about it free in a fifty cent illustrated guide
My uncle used to love me but she died

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