If Tony Blair had a MySpace page
Do you think he would be my friend?
And if I meet a fit girl on here
Do you think I'd ever sleep with them?
Well it's a huge online phenomenon
And everyone's on board
We're all signing up to a database
That Rupert Murdoch bought
Well you look a lot fitter on your MySpace picture
Than you do in real life
I download your song, get a bulletin
Put my whole life up online
So everyone's got a MySpace page
And everyone writes a blog
Well everyone's got a profile song
And everyone looks hot
Well then maybe in the coming years
If it's too bad outside
We'd all be locked up in our rooms
And let it rule our lives
Well you look a lot fitter on your MySpace picture
Than you do in real life
I download your song, get a bulletin
Put my whole life up online
So now I come here crawling back
My towel between my legs
MySpace dot com, forward slash
Sex drugs politics
I say pay a visit, take a song
Add me as a friend
I'm sure that everybody's gonna
Have one in the end
And I look a lot fitter on my MySpace picture
Than I do in real life
So download my song, get a bulletin
Put your whole life up online