Nature Co. - Evan & Jaron

if nature sold herself on layaway 
with a little down 
I would be the first in line 
to buy myself a sound 
a waterfall a tidal wave or a beating of the drums 
a heavy wind a thunder or a falling of the leaves 
and I would proclaim 
I'm the new proprietor of a sound 
in a press conference held 
downtown 
when the people would look at me 
in this state I would simply tell them this 
at least you'll have someone to blame for 
ruining your weekend 
I would play mother nature 
unlease my sound at will 
no more sitting and waiting 
on this quite window sill 
if I feel like love 
I will shake the trees 
if I'm consumed in lonliness then 
I will drop the leaves 
and I would proclaim 
I'm the new proprietor of a sound 
in a press conference held 
downtown 
when the people would look at me 
in this state I would 
simply say outright 
at least you have someone 
to blame for scaring 
the children in the night 
what if I call for a waterfall 
some light rain 
and some other owner calls 
for a massive hurricaine 
we'd have to be responsible users 
and respect the rules of God 
I'll just take a load off and 
have to buy them all 
and I would proclaim 
I'm the new proprietor of a sound 
in a press conference held 
downtown 
when the people would look at me 
in this state I would 
simply say 
at least you have someone 
to blame for a near perfect day