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[00:00.88]Let me introduce myself
[00:02.27]Last name Tiny As Hell, first name Dick (bruh)
[00:04.59]If I ever fall in love, hit me with a brick (damn)
[00:06.91]I'm the Alibaba version of John Wick
[00:08.80]Walked into Trump Tower 'cause I had to take a shit
[00:10.82]She said I'm a two on a scale of one to five (uh)
[00:13.39]Tried spitting game, but she spitted in my eye
[00:15.66]If I had to rizz to save my life, I'd fucking die
[00:18.82]Give me my keys, man, I'm drunk enough to drive (what?)
[00:20.93]"Bitch, I am Trump", "Uh, bitch, I'm Obama"
[00:23.45]I'm whichever political class gets her in my comma (whoo)
[00:26.00]Always on the roads, I ain't talking 'bout Lana
[00:28.41]Got it off the muscle like my name was Baki Hanma
[00:30.94]I look so damn good right now, take a photo
[00:33.30]Can't afford the iPhone (hello, Moto?)
[00:35.44]When I see Latinas, I go loco
[00:37.92]Tienes mucho culito, te no un poco
[00:40.77]I'ma rizz that girl one time and get blocked (blocked)
[00:43.21]If I got negative rizz, then I'm on top (top)
[00:45.13]Negative a thousand rizz, I'm tryna get off the block (block)
[00:47.62]It don't matter though because my rizz fucking, uh, shot (shot)
[00:50.13]The bed look like a piece of bread, it's on top
[00:52.61]I don't even know how the fuck Blueface used the mop
[00:55.14]My shirt just shrunk, I swear it look like a crop top
[00:57.58]This is the sound of a peacock
[01:01.40]Drink it
[01:02.68]Hold on, spin it on your finger, wait, wait, hold on, fidget?
[01:05.18]Hold up, wait, hold up -, wait, wait, a cricket?
[01:07.65]Hold up, man, I can't even figure out how to -
[01:09.54]What? Hold on, let me try to get back
[01:12.59]I'ma say, "The robots is coming, robots attack!"
[01:14.64]Wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, wait, the robots is back?
[01:17.01]Oh, hell nah, ayy, the robots is back, oh!
[01:19.69]I-I-I'm bout' to fumble this bag
[01:21.45]Like a game, I got stuck, I was frozen to lag, huh
[01:24.32]This fucking hottie stopped me right in my tracks
[01:24.42]I got the bands, got the money, now I'm chasing the bag (money)
[01:28.94]Went in this life 'cause I was set to obtain
[01:30.78]Do not consent to even earn myself my very own name (whoa)
[01:33.44]Last name is Bitches, my first name is No, huh
[01:35.88]Got no fucking rizz to even put on a show, let's go
[01:38.04]Har-har-har-har-har, like Freddy Fazbear (ha-ha-ha)
[01:40.84]Asked a baddie for her addy, asked if I can crash here
[01:43.19]She was like, "Nah, huh, I liked you last year"
[01:45.69]Damn, shawty, that's a shame you really couldn't go there
[01:48.15]Huh, got nobody in my life to show devotion
[01:49.44]Think I'm getting bored, yeah, it's time to grab the lotion (dick)
[01:52.11]That may be messed up, but you let me down
[01:55.23]King of negative rizz, now give me my crown
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