Neighbor - Ugly Kid Joe

Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade 
Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you've got it made 
But you don't know, what's in store, for you and your family 
I'm movin' in, right next door, won't you welcome me? 
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 
And I hope I didn't ruin your day 
Won't you be my neighbor? 

I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas 
My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, this I'm sure you'll see 
Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery 
Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed 
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 
And if I could I surely would 
Invite you in and say 
Won't you be my neighbor? 
Won't you be my neighbor? 
Won't you be my neighbor? 
Won't you be my neighbor? 

C'mon I don't think you'll find 
A place to live in peace of mind 
You're gonna live in misery 
When you're livin' next to me 
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...aaaah 
Won't you be my, won't you be my fuckin'neighbor? 

Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke 
I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa 
And you should know by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa 
Now I know just what you're thinkin' 
It could be out 'n' you're drinkin' 
So don't you knock it until you try it 
It could be you in a little while 
I hope I didn't ruin your day 
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 
And I dig your wife, she sure is good 
It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha