Never Been To Memphis - Daphne & Celeste

Keep ya rib - eyes an' ya rodeo 
Keep those cowboys offa my radio 
Dancin' in line - 
What are ya sheep? (BAAA) 
Do you need to be told how to move to the beat 
Country and Western - gI'mmie my stetson banjo - 
Washboard - Red neck overload - Yea I'm right behind 
Their idea of a good time sure ain't mine! 
Swap that there - ten gallon hat 
For a New York Yankies baseball cap 
Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones 
Cos we ain't never been to Memphis 
No - we ain't never been to Memphis 
Don't sing to me 'bout no wanderin' star 
Or standin' by ya man an' his slide guitar 
That chicken weres' supposed to keep ya there 
But I'm lookin' around an' you's everywhere 
I see you an' Garth sittin' up a tree 
K.I.S.S.I.N.G. 
Ain't gonna happen 
Listen to me 
I've an allergy to mullet-heads - see! 
Swap that there - ten gallon hat 
For a New York Yankies baseball cap 
Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones 
Cos we ain't never been to Memphis 
Don't brainwash me from Tennesse 
No - cos we ain't never been to Memphis 
Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones 
Cos we ain't never been to Memphis 
No - we ain't never been to Memphis 
Mid 8 step to the left 
Jump to the right 
Now jump off a cliff 
That'd be a beautiful sight 
Clap your hands 
Rattle those spurs 
Yeeha baby most sincerely 
From me and her 
Rawhide! Yea that's my backside 
Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy 
These cowboy boots are no substitute 
Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers