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[00:11.27]Wiped out down the stairs
[00:16.35]I'll bet you there's a song in there
[00:21.39]I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down
[00:31.83]That guy should be me
[00:36.97]I'd look much better on TV
[00:42.26]Then the world would see
[00:45.65]That I can do anything
[00:48.03]I can be that
[00:49.05]But soon you'll see that
[00:50.64]I will never do anything
[00:55.00]Let's play tic-tac-toe
[01:00.36]I'll play X, you can be the O
[01:05.37]Thoughts of turning pro have crossed my mind
[01:15.71]I could make a mint
[01:20.88]Fill my pockets with more than lint
[01:25.95]I'll give you a hint
[01:29.31]It involves the internet
[01:31.73]I can be that
[01:33.01]But soon you'll see that
[01:34.37]I will never do anything
[01:36.99]I can be that
[01:38.09]But soon you'll see that
[01:39.69]I will never do anything
[01:41.72]Don't write me off as an also ran
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[01:52.23]Just mark me down as an angry man
[01:57.58]Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
[02:00.15]How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
[02:02.34]Life passed me by, but it's not my fault
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[02:12.70]I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
[02:18.29]I can be that
[02:19.42]But soon you'll see that
[02:20.88]I will never do anything
[02:23.45]I can be that
[02:24.52]But soon you'll see that
[02:25.81]I will never do anything
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[02:38.02]Oh, if I were the king
[02:45.99]All my subjects, they would dance and sing
[02:51.27]They could kiss my ring
[02:54.45]And kiss my ass
[03:01.34]When I'm old and grey
[03:06.61]I'll look back on my life and say
[03:11.65]"Give me one more day
[03:14.80]And still I'll never do anything"
[03:17.48]I can be that
[03:18.76]But soon you'll see that
[03:20.18]I will never do anything
[03:22.74]I can be that
[03:23.88]But soon you'll see that
[03:25.32]I will never do anything
[03:27.75]I can be that
[03:29.06]But soon you'll see that
[03:30.42]I will never do anything
[03:33.06]I can be that
[03:34.26]But soon you'll see that
[03:35.63]I will never do anything
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