New Kind Of Low A) Low B) Coma - Better Than Ezra

a) Low 
I push the limits of good taste 
Whenever I open my mouth 
You got a worm in your ear 
Like Checkov from Kahn 
Shame! Shame! 
I hit a new kind of low. 
All the way from south dakota 
Like a green leprachaun 
She got a sun dress in heat 
He got his latex gloves on 
Shame! Shame! 
I hit a new kind of low. 
And if you ever come here 
You're tweaking on the phone 
"I got a new connection" 
I never leave the light on 
Shame! Shame! 
I hit a new kind of low... 
b) Coma 
All the time, 
A loss. 
Black like you were blessed, 
I was sobered blind. 
Let you take me there 
And laughed loud when they found 
I was devoured. Devoured. 
Devoured.