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[00:12.08]When God came down to Earth
[00:14.87]To enjoy what She'd created
[00:17.68]Took a fishing trip to Georgia
[00:20.67]To see what She could see
[00:23.32]Cast out a holy line
[00:26.32]And thought She'd hooked a big one
[00:29.36]Reeled in an oil barrel
[00:31.95]And said, "Oh my me!"
[00:36.38]This is why your whole world is on fire
[00:42.36]This is why you can't drink from your own springs
[00:48.40]This is why
[00:49.32]This is why
[00:51.09]This is why, why, why
[00:53.93]This is why y'all can't have nice things
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[01:05.89]So She walked back to the highway
[01:08.75]Flagged down a passing stranger
[01:11.74]An old man with a kind streak
[01:14.78]Who offered Her a toke
[01:17.57]And just as She was partakin'
[01:20.85]The blue lights started flashing
[01:23.56]As they slipped the handcuffs on Her
[01:26.16]She thought this must be a joke
[01:30.45]This is why y'all are all strung out to Christmas
[01:36.56]This is why I left you all them seeds
[01:42.12]This is why
[01:43.49]This is why
[01:44.83]This is why, why, why
[01:47.85]This is why y'all can't have nice things
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[02:17.34]So She walked out of the jail
[02:20.48]With a rap sheet and no money
[02:23.44]Went looking for a coffee
[02:26.32]And passed by an angry mob
[02:29.05]They were yelling about people
[02:32.41]Who should suffer pain eternal
[02:35.29]She asked one for a dollar
[02:38.08]And they said, "Sinner, get a job"
[02:41.92]This is why (This is why) I blessed you with compassion
[02:47.94]This is why (This is why) I gave you empathy
[02:54.02]This is why (This is why) I said to love your neighbor
[03:00.01]This is why (This is why) pills don't grow on trees
[03:05.39]This is why (This is why) I gave you all salvation
[03:11.62]This is why (This is why) angels lose their wings
[03:17.34]This is why
[03:18.67]This is why
[03:20.36]This is why, why, why
[03:27.43]This is why y'all can't have nice things
[03:32.82]Oh, this is why y'all can't have nice things
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