Nigger Hating Me - David Allan Coe

I like sugar and I like tea
but I don't like niggers, no sir-e
there's two lone things that'll make me puke
that's a hog eatin' slop and a big black spook

You know it, 'cuz I show it
like a barnyard rooster I crow it
an' the NAACP would sure like to get
a hold of nigger hatin' me.

Roses are red an' violets are blue an'
niggers are black, you know that's true
but they don't mind 'cuz what the heck
you gotta' be black to get a welfare check.

..an' I'm broke, no joke. I ain't got a nickle
for a coke and I ain't black you see, so Uncle
Sam won't help poor nigger hatin' me.

Jigga-boo Jigga-boo where are you? I was
here on the woodpile watching you. Jigga-boo
Jigga-boo come outdoors. No! I'sa scared of the
white man way down south.

You know it, 'cuz I show it. Stick your black
head out an' I'll blow it and the NAACP can't keep
you away from 'lil 'ol nigger hatin' me.

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the blackest
of them all? A man named King it ain't no doubt
and he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon
mouth. The ruin he's a doin' is caused by the
trouble he's a brewin' and the NAACP can't win if
the white man stick with nigger hatin' me.

Hey Mr. President whattayasay? When are we
whites gonna have our day? The niggers' had
theirs such a long long time. I'm a white an'
it's time that I have mine.

You know it, 'cuz I show it. Stick your black head
out an' I'll blow it and the NAACP can't win if the
white man stick with nigger hatin' me.

Nigger hatin me' x4