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[00:01.30][ Dane ]
[00:01.58]Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber, please
[00:03.84][ Doctor's assistant ]
[00:04.19]Ah - do you have an appointment, sir?
[00:06.13][ Dane ]
[00:06.38]No, I don't
[00:07.31]But tell the Doctor it's urgent that I see her
[00:10.16][ Doctor's assistant ]
[00:10.35]Well - just one moment
[00:12.16]Dr. Slumber?
[00:13.52]Dr. Slumber, there's a young man out here named -
[00:16.05]Excuse me, what is your name?
[00:17.83][ Dane ]
[00:18.02]Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane
[00:19.74][ Doctor's assistant (hysterically) ]
[00:19.90]Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?!
[00:22.30]OH NO!
[00:23.31]OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN!
[00:24.42]COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW!
[00:25.33]COME ON IN...!
[00:25.89][ Dane ]
[00:26.28]Thank you, thank you
[00:29.87]Well, I walked into the office, what did I see?
[00:32.55]A well-shaped body with the back to me
[00:34.90]Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown
[00:37.33]Said said (Dana Dane, won't you please lay down?)
[00:40.14]She said that she wouldn't reveal her face
[00:42.46]Till my hour was up and I was on my way
[00:45.09]Now we got to the matter of why I came there
[00:47.48]I said, "Doc, I keep havin these crazy nightmares"
[00:50.40]Nightmares of the night (nightmares)
[00:55.29]Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)
[00:59.96]Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)
[01:05.04]Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)
[01:10.59]She said, "Relax yourself, won't you tell me one
[01:12.50]So I can diagnose and see what must be done"
[01:15.33]I laid back my head, start to inhale
[01:17.90]Caught my breath, and then I said, "Well -
[01:20.56]Bright one morning I was late for class
[01:22.79]Had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass
[01:25.57]Girls they was hawking, dudes they was talkin
[01:27.79]Saw the doggy-dogg female, I kept on walkin
[01:30.64]She was on it hard, there was no denyin
[01:33.00]Shoulda seen what this female was tryin
[01:35.61]Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks
[01:38.19]Pullin on my zipper board, I had to hold her back
[01:40.21]Word up, Doc, on the ultimate
[01:42.62]Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it
[01:45.50]I kept on walkin, had to leave this place
[01:47.63]But she was all up on me, breathin in my face
[01:50.55]You may think I'm lyin though it's just a dream
[01:53.10]This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen
[01:55.62]I couldn't think straight, thought I was doomed
[01:57.72]Heard a bling-bling-bling, it was time for homeroom
[02:00.65]I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy
[02:03.12]She almost ran me down, this nasty fatnastee
[02:05.56]Dipped to the stairs, running blind
[02:07.90]Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind
[02:10.50]Got to the 4th floor, standin in the door
[02:12.95]Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor
[02:15.98]The guys they were jealous and gettin mad
[02:17.90]And all the girlies wishin they had the class I had
[02:20.65]Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher
[02:23.34]Who did I see? That ugly black creature
[02:25.84]Paused for a minute standin in the door
[02:28.34]Then I broke out when the girlie went raw
[02:30.85]Word em up, Doc, couldn't stand the smell
[02:33.48]Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell
[02:35.84]I ran out the school, I didn't look back
[02:38.12]I tell you, Dr. Slumber, this girl was wack
[02:40.68]And that's about the time when I awoke
[02:42.92]And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me choke
[02:45.52]Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be?
[02:48.04]That this dream somehow became reality?
[02:50.86]I can't go to sleep, cause I'm so damn scared
[02:53.07]Cause I keep havin these crazy nightmares"
[02:55.99]Nightmares of the night (nightmares)
[03:00.88]Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)
[03:04.92]Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)
[03:10.62]Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)
[03:15.98](Nightmares)
[03:20.58]She said, "Listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure
[03:23.30]But I have to hear one more before I'll be sure"
[03:25.90]I laid back my head, tried to concentrate
[03:28.36]Then I told her the nightmare 'bout the blind date
[03:31.03]Had a blind date with this girl named Anita
[03:33.56]The Fever's the place I'm supposed to meet her
[03:36.02]Saw the def body with the vicious butt
[03:38.65]How did I know she was a marvelous mutt
[03:41.05]This lady I met was as ugly as hell
[03:43.38]Couldn't go in the jam with this female
[03:45.87]I was coughin hard, she started to braggin
[03:48.66]Couldn't let them know I was here with this dragon
[03:51.37]Grabbed her hand, dipped to Harlem World
[03:53.36]But I left this ugly lady for another girl
[03:55.72]Now this other female, her name was Denise
[03:58.41]Couldn't get no rapture, there followed the beast
[04:00.85]Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look
[04:03.34]There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook
[04:06.08]I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived
[04:09.05]But there was no place that I could hide
[04:10.99]Cause she was sniffin me out like a hungry blood hound
[04:13.72]Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground
[04:16.29]Only thing left for me to do
[04:18.33]Was to set her up with this other dude
[04:20.88]Now this other dude, he was real upset
[04:23.36]Cause this ugly female he didn't want to check
[04:26.13]He started actin wild, even called me a faggot
[04:28.87]What could I do, he had a .22 automatic
[04:31.27]I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door
[04:33.85]Bumped into this object and I hit the floor
[04:36.57]When I looked up, what did I see?
[04:38.47]I saw Anita the Beast lookin down at me
[04:41.36]I couldn't try to play it, couldn't try to pretend
[04:43.66]Like the AFTCA I had to take the dog in
[04:46.43]Nightmares of the night (nightmares)
[04:51.39]Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)
[04:55.93]Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)
[05:01.15]Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)
[05:08.94](Nightmares)
[05:11.18]Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber, I just can't bare
[05:13.83]To have another one of these crazy nightmares"
[05:16.42]Then all of a sudden she turned around
[05:18.95]And starin at me with that all-white gown
[05:21.20]With a Catholic smile, showin all her teeth
[05:23.79]Was that ugly female, Anita the Beast...
[05:27.17][ Dr. Slumber, her sweet, soft voice turning horrifying ]
[05:27.52]Dana?
[05:28.73]Dana, honey, wake up!
[05:30.92]What's wrong?
[05:32.61]Wake up, honey
[05:34.99]You are just... HAVING A NIGHTMARE!
[05:38.61]A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[05:43.73]A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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