No Sex - Chris Rock

[Chris Rock   Intro] 



Goodevening Class of 1999 I have 
one piece of advice for you no 
matter what a stripper tells you 
there is no sex in the champagne 
room 
Oh theres champange in the champagne 
room but you dont want champange you 
sex in the champange room 

Dont go to parties with metal detectors 
sure it fells safe inside but what about 
all those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit 
guns they know you aint got one if a women 
says shes twenty and she looks sixteen shes 
twelve if she tells you shes twentysix and 
looks twentysix shes damn near 40 take off 
that silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have 
possible commited all those crimes Coolio did 
some of that shit young blackman if you go to 
the movie theater and someone steps on your foot 
let it slide why spend the next twenty years in 
jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread 
aint nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think 
of what im saying remember this one thing theres 
no sex in he champagne room 

[Gerald Lervert] 



Uhh 
no sex in the champagne room 
no sex in the champagne room 
no sex in the champagne room 
no sex in the champagne room 
no sex in the champagne room 
no sex in the champagne room 
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne 
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne 

[Chris Rock] 


If a homeless person has a funny sign 
he hasn't been homeless for that long 
a real homeless person is too hungry 
to be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue 
she'll probably suck you dick if a guy has 
a pireced tongue he'll probably su