Nosering Girl - Nerf Herder

She was standing on the dance florr of the club
She was a very very pretty girl
So I went up and talked to her
And when you share your thoughts with someone
You feel close to them.
Nosering Girl
I love you
Nosering Girl
I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering Girl
I love you
Nosering Girl
I want you, I want you, I want you
Yeah she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes
And a dalmation jacket
And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for
No more salami
No more steak or potatoes.
Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store and
Buy hummus
And tabouli
And babaganoush
And rice cakes, rice cakes, rice cakes
Nosering Girl
I love you
Nosering Girl
I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering Girl
I love you
Nosering girl
I want you, I want you, I want you
As it turns out
She was the cousin of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve
My very good friend Steve
But she didn't like me.
She said I was a drunkard,
An alcoholic
A weirdo,
A freak!
A freak?
Nosering--
Nosering Girl
I love you
Nosering Girl
I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering Girl
I love you
Nosering Girl
I want you, I want you, I want you