There's a man in town all the women know
He goes by the name of Nosey Joe
Don't care if they're married, he takes his pick
Long as they're women, he's ready to stick
His big nose in their business
His big nose in their business
That's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know
Well, he ain't good lookin' and he ain't big and strong
That guy's got a nose that's four foot long
I'm tellin' you women, this ain't no jive
If you get too close, this man will drive
His big nose in your business
His big nose in your business
That's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know
I saw him just the other day
Tryin' to steal my gal away
He offered her money, he offered her love
She said, "Thank you, sir, but please don't shove
Your big nose in my business
Your big nose in my business"
That's Nosey Joe, he's the nosiest guy I know
Oh, Nosey finally lost his life
Messin' with my buddy's wife
My buddy caught him with his chick
Chopped off his nose, now he can't stick
His big nose in my business
Big nose in your business
That's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know
Dig that nose