Nuttin For Christmas - Dr. Demento

I broke my back on johnny's head
somebody snitched on me
i hid a frog in sisters bed
somebody snitched on me
i spilled some ink on mommy's rug
i made tommy eat a bug
bought some gum with a penny slug
somebody snitched on me

soooo, im gettin nuttin for christmas
mommy and adddy are mad
im gettin nuttin for christmas
cause i aint been nuttin but bad

i put a tac on teachers chair
somebody snitched on me
i tied a knot in susie's hair
some...--on me
i did a dance in mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
filled a sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me