Ode To the Armed Services - Ace Troubleshooter

Andy's gonna be a marine
He'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans
He'll be out there digging a latrine
'cause Andy's gonna be a marine

Andy's gonna be a marine
He'll have the biggest muscles that you've ever seen
He'll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine
'cause Andy's gonna be a marine

I can crush you! I can pound you!

It'll be so nifty
The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and
"Gimme Fifty!"