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[00:00.11]You claim if you get knocked by the cops
[00:01.63]You'll give 'em not even a statement
[00:03.52]Walk in the arraignment, shoot the bailiff
[00:05.33]Karate kick the plaintiff
[00:07.01]Gotti with the stainless
[00:08.24]I'll just call that shoddy entertainment
[00:09.78]If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
[00:11.40]On molly, had the audience sedated
[00:13.48]You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
[00:15.28]Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
[00:16.85]But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
[00:18.54]Bitch, stop bein' a lame
[00:20.19]Your hobby is in robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
[00:22.54]Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
[00:23.91]And chainsawing them in the basement
[00:25.39]Hardly fits your job description
[00:26.75]Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of
[00:27.82]The club like, "Oh my God, he's trippin'"
[00:29.22]Only time you get the blade is probably
[00:30.54]With the dang lawn equipment, ain't it?
[00:32.18]Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it
[00:35.95]I need to stop bein' debated
[00:37.38]You're still copyin', Xeroxing, I'm still coppin' a feel
[00:40.75]Like Bill Cosby at will
[00:42.24]Popping a pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
[00:44.59]Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy
[00:48.69]This blonde fucks reprehensible misconducts, never sensible
[00:51.85]Kiss my butt, my set of principles is gone
[00:54.04]But 'til I get the President to respond
[00:56.01]My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
[00:57.83]And send it to Mitch McConnell's
[00:59.16]Just as big of a bitch as Donald
[01:00.35]Shit's on, bruh
[01:02.25]Let me sing this shit soprano
[01:03.60]While I do it pizzicato
[01:04.86]Ivanka, stiff-arm her
[01:06.20]While I'm hittin' on Melania
[01:08.09]And this song's for all ya
[01:09.26]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[01:11.18]They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended)
[01:13.17]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[01:15.12]But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended)
[01:17.43]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[01:19.37]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended)
[01:21.66]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[01:23.64]'Til everybody eats my turds
[01:25.96]These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
[01:28.31]Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
[01:30.46]Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
[01:32.38]I'm gettin' handys with the sanny, Xannys in the Caddy armrest
[01:34.66]I'm imagining objects, so I'm batting cobwebs
[01:36.55]From a daddy longleg
[01:37.73]In Hamtramck got the panoramic camera
[01:39.74]Xanax, a banana hammock and a Santa hat
[01:41.40]I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
[01:42.98]With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
[01:44.94]Twice your age and I'm actin' half it
[01:48.39]Grow up? Nah
[01:49.43]Not that I know of, y'all
[01:51.18]Basement just got a frickin' overhaul, got a stripper pole installed
[01:54.11]Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowlin' ball
[01:56.76]Like an overdose on twice the ratio
[01:58.65]Of Propofol and go through no withdrawal
[02:00.16]While I get fellatio and give a facial to
[02:02.02]An interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
[02:05.25]You're so appalled (Em), so's my manager
[02:07.63]Bitch I am mature, fuck a pro career
[02:09.42]Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here
[02:11.34]And nobody's close, so don't compare
[02:12.91]They ain't nowhere near, I'm way over here
[02:14.60]My competition can't see me
[02:16.61]'Cause I don't own a mirror
[02:18.82]But Marshall, you are terrific, so smart and gifted
[02:21.53]I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I sniff it
[02:23.29]Do a fake dab to smell my armpits with it
[02:25.18]Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs
[02:27.07]But I made strides with these raid blinds
[02:28.75]I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
[02:30.50]Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
[02:32.23]Bang, bang, bang, bang time
[02:33.94]Dang knives're butcher than gay wives
[02:35.66]You couldn't eat citrus the same size
[02:37.39]As the blade I push into caput'cha when I
[02:39.38]Pull 'em like, sleigh rides
[02:40.80]Gotta stab a bitch at least eight times
[02:42.49]To make it on Dateline
[02:43.86]I came to stake my claim like a canine
[02:45.84]Waitin' in a buffet line
[02:47.49]So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad hombre
[02:50.59]Come play, belly dance on me
[02:52.53]I've been making wedding plans all day
[02:54.40]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[02:56.46]They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended)
[02:58.69]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[03:00.27]But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended)
[03:03.09]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[03:04.94]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended)
[03:07.10]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[03:09.01]'Til everybody eats my turds
[03:11.79]Eight year old with the wordplay
[03:13.71]Girl, take this pole like a survey
[03:15.52]Today wasn't my birthday
[03:17.10]But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
[03:19.03]So we're in shape
[03:20.85]'Cause you're in a slurrin' state
[03:21.80]I'm a 10, you're an 8
[03:23.42]Like what I do before, after, and during rape
[03:26.32]You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better?
[03:28.85]And they made a fool out of what I pulled out him
[03:30.82]R. Kelly with a full bladder
[03:32.46]Not in high school, grad, I'm not a scholar
[03:34.40]But I'm so cold that I'm droppin' out with my degrees
[03:36.19]It's the same as I got in college (zero)
[03:37.85]But nobody's hotter, you owe me my respect
[03:39.68]I owe you nada like Haloti, partner, blow me
[03:41.29]Told you I'm so dirty, homie you can throw me in some holy water
[03:43.65]With some floaties on
[03:44.54]And get the soap and try to get the Pope to hold me
[03:46.44]While you hose me off and, nope, I won't be washed
[03:48.14]You hope to God I don't explode, I gotta blow this spot up, though
[03:50.34]I got a lotta more
[03:51.48]I won't put the sugar coating on it though
[03:53.14]'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
[03:55.51]Rap's got you drained, dead tired, zapped
[03:57.67]You feel like a wet pile of crap
[03:59.42]But look, man, like the feds buggin' my phone, uh-huh
[04:01.62]I get why you're tapped
[04:03.14]But you gotta get your fire back
[04:04.56]Catch fire, get upset and fire back
[04:06.37]Is what I tell myself
[04:08.49]When times get bad
[04:09.98]'Cause sometimes I might get sad
[04:11.12]But I take the same advice I had
[04:13.42]And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie, when life's a drag
[04:16.48]Told her to do like her dad, don't cry, get mad
[04:20.29]'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
[04:23.40]I'm hyper, by the time you see this side of me
[04:25.70]I'm right in your ass (sodomy)
[04:27.26]Foot up it, I stood up for the kid
[04:28.93]Who had to put up with the bullies at his school (at his school)
[04:30.96]You ain't have to have no money
[04:32.02]Or go shoppin' just to cop a fuckin' attitude
[04:34.15]Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain
[04:35.85]That's rised too high to count it
[04:37.38]Never asked to be rich, all I did was wish
[04:38.78]I had a dime for every time that I was doubted
[04:40.76]But then I think about it and I'm enraged
[04:42.97]'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
[04:44.67]For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
[04:46.32]It'd be minimum wage
[04:47.71]But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
[04:49.45]What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of
[04:51.15]But I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat and blood
[04:52.78]I put up in the pen, and when I'm dead I wonder
[04:53.96]Will they put me on a pedestal or forget I was ever this incredible?
[04:56.19]I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get
[04:57.52]Another mothafuckin' opportunity again
[04:58.98]To offend as many people with this I can, simply because I can
[05:01.34]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[05:03.78]They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended)
[05:06.15]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[05:08.03]But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended)
[05:10.37]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[05:12.27]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended)
[05:14.55]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[05:16.36]'Til everybody eats my turds
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