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[00:00.17]This next song is very dear to me
[00:02.78]Because of an outside toilets and tenement buildings, you know?
[00:07.13]And I'm often fonder of them, you know?
[00:11.13]I used to trip down to the outside toilet when I was about eight years of age
[00:15.58]In my naughty pyjamas and my bare feet
[00:18.56]Because I was a midnight wee-wee specialist
[00:23.42]Really, never in my life was I known to pee during the day, never once
[00:29.27]As soon as it got dark, whoa!
[00:34.02]Because everybody knew the outside toilets are full of ghosts
[00:37.46]And I was feared, a burden of fealty
[00:40.61]I used to get in the stairs and my bare feet with two little bits of coal to throw it in corners
[00:44.37]You can always kill a ghost with a bit of coal and everybody knew that
[00:53.23]And I used to stand there doing a wee-wee, holding the door open with my one leg
[01:01.26]Kidding on, I wasn't as scared, going, tra-la-la! La-la-la-lee!
[01:06.56]Soon as I was finished, vroom! Up the stair, legs just a blur
[01:11.01]Enter the house, into bed, make a tent, and read a bit with a torch
[01:27.09]I'd like you to join in the chorus
[01:29.23]You've probably heard the tune before
[01:35.12]Oh dear, what can the matter be?
[01:39.77]I'm scared to go to the lavat'ry
[01:44.32]I've no been since two weeks last Saturday
[01:48.83]I know who's hidin' in there!
[01:55.14]My name's Shug McGlumpher and I live up this close
[01:59.63]I'll tell you a story, I promise it's knee-boast
[02:04.49]During the power cut, I saw a big ghost
[02:09.09]Nobody knows that he's there (all together)
[02:13.09]Oh dear, what can the matter be?
[02:17.76]I'm scared to go to the lavat'ry
[02:22.26]I've no been since two weeks last Saturday
[02:26.73]I know who's hidin' in there!
[02:32.94]He'd two big red eyes, on his head was a dead, man
[02:37.84]Big hairy horns, and his neck was all bent, man
[02:42.32]My mammy says he sounds just like the rent man
[02:46.67]But I know who's hiding in there (all together)
[02:51.08]Oh dear, what can the matter be?
[02:55.80]I'm feared to go to the lavat'ry
[03:00.14]I've no been since two weeks last Saturday
[03:04.70]I know who's hidin' in there!
[03:12.67]What a nice
[03:16.86]His mommy sent him to lessons, you know