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[00:00.45]There's a danger zone, not a stranger zone
[00:09.75]Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home
[00:16.97]Full of eerie sights, weird and scary sights
[00:26.52]Every vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites
[00:36.31]On the Amazon, the prophylactics prowl
[00:49.82]On the Amazon, the hypodermics howl
[00:54.64]On the Amazon, you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting
[01:02.06]Zodiacs on the wing
[01:03.93]All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae
[01:08.43]Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay
[01:13.23]All the parasites that come from Paraguay in the spring
[01:20.61]Hmm, hmm hmmm
[01:22.28]Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you
[01:31.03]And the Fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you
[01:39.44]Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees
[01:44.24]And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes
[01:48.49]Oh, the Amazon is calling me
[01:55.96]On the Amazon, the pax vobiscum bite
[02:00.29]On the Amazon, the epiglottis fight
[02:04.85]On the Amazon, the hemispheres at night all slink
[02:11.20]Where the agnostics drink
[02:13.07]All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud
[02:17.39]Hunt the metronomes that live in swamp and flood
[02:21.69]Then the kodachromes run out and drink their blood, poor ginks
[02:29.80]While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you
[02:38.54]And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you
[02:46.88]Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes
[02:51.47]Everyone avoids the deadly stethoscopes
[02:55.67]Oh, the Amazon is calling
[02:59.81]Yes, the Amazon is calling
[03:04.15]Oh, the Amazon is calling me-ee
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