Once Upon A Time In The Projects - Ice Cube

Once upon a time in the projects  yo 
I damn near had to wreck a ho 
I knocked on the door   "Who is it?" 
It's Ice Cube  come to pay a little visit to ya 
And what's up with the niggers in the parking lot 
She said fuck em  cause they get sparked alot 
I sat on the couch but it wasn't stable 
and then I put my Nikes on the coffee table 
Her brother walked in he's into gangbangin 
cause he walked up and said "what set you claimin" 
I don't bang I write the good rhymes 
The whole scenery reminded me of Good Times 
I hate to feel bad but I'm in a rut 
by a young nigga that needs to pull his pants up 
Her mother came in with a joint in her mouth 
and fired up the sess it was sess no doubt 
She said please excuse my house and all that 
I said yeah cause I was buzzed from the contact 
Lookin at a fucked up black and white 
her mom's bitchin cause the county check wasn't right 
She had another brother that was three years old 
and had a bad case of the runny nose 
He asked me who I was then I had to pause 
It smelled like he took a shit in his little drawers 
I saw her sister that needs get her ass kicked 
only thirteen and already pregnant 
I grabbed the forty out the bag and took a swig 
cause I was getting overwhelmed by BeBe Kids 
They were runnin and playin and cursin and yellin 
and tellin and look at this young punk bailin 
I heard a knock on the door without the password 
and her mom's got the 12 guage Mossberg 
The nigga said "yo, what's for sale" 
and the bitch came out with a bag of ya-yo 
She made the drop and got the 20 dollars 
from a smoked out fool with ring around the collar 
The girl I was waiting for came out 
I said BITCH I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A CRACK HOUSE 
I got my coat and SUDDENLY ... 
(police breaking into house annoucing themselves) 
The cop busted in and had a Mac-10 pointed to my dome 
and I said to myself once again it's on 
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