Only Gay Eskimo - Weird Al Yankovic

I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
but all I want to do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

well, me and Nukflukchuckbuck, we both like blubber
but me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I make a a wish on the northern lights
that I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

and the seals they sing now (seal noises)

these cold winter nights, are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole (see the north pole)

I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe