Logo ko pappu pe
Baithake main chalta firu
Duniya ke jaisa lodu
thodi jo bdalta firu
Balgum ko chiggum sa
chabake nigalta firu
(Main albela)
Main sach ugalta firu
Logo ko pappu pe baithake
main chalta firu
Duniya ke jaisa lodu thodi
jo bdalta firu
Balgum ko chiggum sa chabake
Nigalta firu
(Bolo albela)
Main sach ugalta firu
Sarkaar aisa hai
Mereko thodi si chuban hai
Baap beldaar
Apni paiso ki filum hai
Bacche puchte bhaiya
Ye asli ki chilum hai?(ekdum asli)
Chutiya sarkaar yaha pe
sabki hi maran hai(sabki)
Chai main chini kaisi
Puchne ka mann(kitni chahiye?)
Bidi maut ki sidhi
Firbhi fukne ka mann
Dhoka dene waalio ko
Kutne ka mann(maar saali ko)
Par dhokar dene waalio ko
Pujne ka mann hai(haha)
Jaha mutna wahi pe
mutne ka mann
Mera asmaan main bhot upar tak
thukne ka mann
Aunty pe paise nhi
Bhukh jor ki par
Pet ka sawal
tabhi bechne ko tan hai(bechaari)
(Chodo)
Naam jiska deepak
Andhere main bulao (bulao)
Katta dalo mujhe pe
Fir dhama dham bajao (maar saale ko)
Chotta hai sala isko ghodi to bnao
Arre deepak bujh gya bhai koi 101 bulao
School main padhne waale maal mat fuko
Chote hona yaar abhi bidiya jalaao
Hath chala chala rakha lekhin haathi nhi dhoye
Dur raho mujhse koi
Haath mat milao (chi bhencho)
(Suno)
Khuda na kahsta
Khasta insaan hai
Tb hogya hai wo jo
natthu pelwaan hai (corona)
Bhasadbaaji aur gaddari
Gyaan pelte ho?
Ye char char bangle kya ye
Chori ke makkan hai?(hain Bhai)
Car salmaan to futpaat samshaan hai
Diwali bhi meri meri eid ramjaan hai
Dharam bhulgya mera
Mere saare bhagwaan
Kuraan padhu kabhi kabhi geeta padhu
Logo ko pappu pe
Baithake main chalta firu
Duniya ke jaisa lodu
thodi jo bdalta firu
Balgum ko chiggum sa
chabake nigalta firu
(Main albela) main
Sach ugalta firu
Logo ko pappu pe baithake
main chalta firu
Duniya ke jaisa lodu thodi
Jo bdalta firu
Balgum ko chiggum sa chabake
nigalta firu
(Bolo albela) main
Sach ugalta firu
Kisaan ka hal chalao(chalao)
Basti main nal lgao
Dikhana hi bhai jaakar
Apne baap ko bal dikhao
PAtri pe chal
Katgyi fajal
Mujhe lekar chalna
Koi bole baap ki Shakal dikhao
(chalu kya?)
Gaal mat fulao
Jaal mat bichao
Khaar mat badhaao bhyi
Baal badhao aur pyaar badhao
Mantri ko mal khilao
Dosto ko bhi dilao
Ladne se kya fayeda
Bhai sharirik sambandh bnao
(maze aare hain)
Ulta pulta dikhta merse
sawaal bohot hain (bohot)
Jigri hai jo katli
Apne kamaal bohot hai (bohot)
Kahi bhi let jaata
Apne makkan bohot hai(boht saare)
Garib ke ghar ke aage board
(kidney bikau) roti hui kismat main
Bhai kisko dikhau
Samaan lele jab main dukaan pe gya
Wo bola ek jodi jute
Aur acchi si kismat dikhau?
(chal dikhade Bhai)
Tarakki bochakki jaise
chosde ka hitar(oye)
Suraj se tez apne
Khopde ka mitar
Dur se niklo
Panga na matlo
Waha dur dekh rhe ho
Tumhare daant tod dega
prem nagar ka khapitar
Chaud aarahi hai sabse
bhidta firu
Seeshe main dekh khudse
chidta firu
Nind ki goli khaa ke
ghumne ka shauk
Nind main chalu aur
Fir main ulta giru
Logo ko pappu pe baithake
main chalta firu
Duniya ke jaisa lodu thodi
Jo bdalta firu
Balgum ko chiggum sa chabake
Nigalta firu
(Main albela) main
Sach ugalta firu
Logo ko pappu pe baithake
main chalta firu
Duniya ke jaisa lodu thodi
Jo bdalta firu
Balgum ko chiggum sa
Chabake nigalta firu
(Bolo albela) main sach ugalta firu