Parking Lot - 3 Minute Hero

invite your friends invite your coworkers 
invite vets and coast guard deserters 
invite the haves and the have-nots 
now's the time to take stock in what we got 
click n click n clack goes the train on the track 
we got to get them all here before we hit the sack 
everybody's bothered -- everybody's hot 
got a party in the parking lot 
we got a soiree 
we've got a wing ding 
we've got a party 
we've got reason to sing 
nicholas the second and elvis presley too 
have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu 
andy rooney's smokin up in a shack 
while sonny and cher are making out in back 
mr. furley says "too loud -- get them out!" 
but this is what a party's supposed to be about 
we've got to mosey somewhere before the party's shot 
got a party in the parking lot 
[chorus] 
we've got 6 pack party favors 
cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors 
keys in the front yard -- dancing in the back 
i'll take a parking lot to any old love shack 
now there's just a few of us -- and the garbage 
got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge 
everybody's passed out there's hardly a sound 
except the drunken shriner who's still dancing around 
my sister left with the band around three a.m. 
i've got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem 
hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots 
gotta party in the parking lot