Party Line - Adam Green

Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred 
Coming up the avenue 
Here comes Mike and you look just like him 
Up and down the avenue 

Those guys stay up on the party line 
They make you cry in every way that you can 
Those guys have money for you anytime 
But you never make out with them 

Here comes Brady with his fifty dollar baby 
Coming out the alleyway 
And here comes Davey with his funny little lady 
Wiping all her tears away 

Those guys, they cause you to fantasize 
They dish it out, they make you comply like a man 
Those guys have money for you anytime 
But you never make out with them 

Making out with the funny little lady 
What you gonna do right now? 
Making love with a funny little woman 
Don't you wanna take me down? 

Those guys stay up on the party line 
They make you cry in every way that you can 
Those guys have money for you anytime 
But you never make out with them