Pickin Boogers - Biz Markie

Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross 
But it's sure to have your trippin' 
So y'all listen close 
It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar 
But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers 
Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you 
But it's still somethin' we all have to do 
So go up your nose with a finger or two 
And pull out one or a crusty crew 
Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray 
'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day 
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip 
With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip 
Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin' 
And also, remember this slogan 
"Hey, ma, what's for dinner? 
Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" 
Pickin' Boogers 
Pickin' Boogers 
Let me tell you what happened on the train, man 
I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane 
Headed up to the rooftop, ridin' the D train 
When the man sittin' next to me was so profane 
He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain 
(You should 'a moved) 
I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out 
A big, green, slimey - naw, I'm not even gonna say it 
But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it 
He sat there for a while with it in his hand 
So I tried to play cool like a normal man 
So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap 
All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap 
Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke 
But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked 
So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five 
And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye 
Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you