Pimp Like Me - D12

Whattup 
I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth 
This is straight G shit 
And all you can do is respect it 

[Swifty McVay] 
Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay 
None of y'all niggaz got shit to say 
Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee 
Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way 
A selfish man, the back of the hand 
Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can 
Prostitute, I want my loot 
And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and 
Y'all givin niggaz what they needin 
'til bitches understand I'm mean and 
Swift McVay is, blowin up 
Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up 
Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what? 
What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks? 
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up 
You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah) 
D-12, naturally lifted 
You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit 
You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you 
Your entourage, nigga fuck them too 
I got grenades 
What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do? 
(Y'all ain't gon' shoot) 
Y'all major soft 
Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough 
blood and shit 
That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch? 
So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck 
If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it) 
Even if the nigga don't care to nut 
For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks 
Respect the game, you just a slut 
So open your legs up and get my duck 

[Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae] 
You just a .. (hoe) 
You just my .. (hoe) 
Dirty-ass .. (hoe) 
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch 
{*repeat first part 3X*} 

Go get my .. (dough) 
Go bring me my .. (dough) 
Dirty-ass .. (hoe) 
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch 

[Proof] 
I don't spit game, no longer than my name 
Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same 
Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me 
Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup) 
And knowin the fact, I was born to mack 
That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac 
Got good game, that's a hood thang 
What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang? 
Let 'em all bang, run that cheese 
Tell that trick nigga (come back please!) 
Rob a L7, that's a square 
You a bottom hoe, you got to know 
Off you I plan to make a lot of dough 
So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow 
{*swish-slap-swish*} (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back 
{*swish-slap-swish*} (AH!) Now walk the track 

[Kon Artis] 
I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas 
You get slapped when we're short of cash 
I get whiplash when I hit the gas 
And I holla out the window of the hatch 
Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it 
Suck it stroke it make me rich 
As a token of my appreciation it's 
another client for you to hit 
I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids 
You shoulda picked another occupation trick 
Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me 
and I'ma slap you up in this truck 
You must be out your mind or somethin 
Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin 
Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin 
You don't work? You make nothin 
I'm just another case of a lazy husband 

[Kuniva] 
I want the paper stack 
Buy you an outfit, then take it back 
When you page me BITCH I never page you back 
You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup) 
Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too 
Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot 
Don't like a chick that act too cute 
Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah) 
And don't be askin me, all kind of questions 
All harassin me, callin stressin 
Or I may have to release some aggression 
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson 
Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse 
Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now 
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house 
Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch 

[Chorus] 

[Bizarre] 
Sell that pussy 
Sell that pussy bitch 
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich 
You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch 
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks 
Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash 
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass 
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em 
Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims 
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..) 
Shut up bitch, you talk too much 
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt 
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin 
Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin 
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of 
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!) 
Go suck dick in the back of the party 
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody 

[Chorus] 

[Eminem w/ Dina Rae] 
You just a .. (hoe) 
You just a .. (hoe) 
That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe) 
You just a, dirty ass bitch 
A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch 
(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH) 
But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm) 

[Outro] 
And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin 
You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen 
you ever seen in yo' god damn life 
Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene 
And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin 
YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about 
We let you know right here 
Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed 
That's just what we do 
You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968 
The pussy is all great 
I'll see you at eight, bitch