Pissin On Your Steps - Del The Funky Homosapien

It's D E L the Funkee Homosapien 
to the rescue 
I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two 
dancers back on Soul Train 
and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain 
now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent 
using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid 
let's have a vote and try to register our ballots 
and realise a Hammer's just a mallet 
toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted 
now the party's lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS 
golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla 
Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla 
because he takes a style and tries to mock it 
ain't nothin' personal, G 
but I'm kinda inta chocolate 
it's all about the black 
and it's like that 
and I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack 
plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English 
800 
now I peep ya concept 
ya think ya got a rep? 
Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps. 
[CHORUS:] 
"Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..." 
[BRIDGE] 
No Del 
is not a mean fellow 
just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow 
see I'm rather mellow 
some call it lazy 
me & myself 
and I ain't with the daisies 
cause I'm no g_ddam flower 
and every single dancer in circumference 
receives a golden shower 
I'm here to insult the 
hip hop John Travolta 
ya think ya all that 
but really you're shorter than a midget 
I don't fidgit, with the ballet, 
CUBE: Phuck a dancer! 
DEL: Because that's what my pals say 
and brothers don't shake ya rumps 
wearin' biker shorts is